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U.S. Cartoons vs Japanese AnimeIn the US -- When Wily Coyote is hit with an anvil, he crushes like an accordion and lives to hatch another plot.In anime -- When Wily Coyote is hit with an anvil, he spends the next thirty years of his life training to be stronger than the anvil, then finally takes his revenge by killing the anvil and slaughtering its friends and family. In the US -- When Elmer Fudd can't get into Bugs's rabbit hole, he just shoves his gun in. In anime -- When Elmer Fudd can't get into Bugs's rabbit hole, he constructs a massive Mecha Fudd and challenges Bugs to a One on One Space Duel. In the US -- The smurfs are a friendly, peaceful, nature loving species. In anime -- The smurfs are a band of extraterrestrial mind parasites, longing for world domination. In the US -- Freakazoid is America's favorite zany, crazy superhero. In anime -- Freakazoid is considered a hideous space demon and is hunted for his fur. In the US -- The Superfriends are scoffed at as the pansiest super-heroes ever. In anime -- The Superfriends are scoffed at as the pansiest super-heroes ever. . . and kept in a box. In the US -- When Sylvester catches Tweety, it is seen as horrible and cruel. In anime -- When Sylvester catches Tweety, it is seen as fate's justice and Tweety's innards are paraded through Neo-Tokyo. In the US -- All the animals talk. In anime -- The coolest heroes never talk. In the US -- Kids rot in front of their TV every Saturday morning watching cartoons. In anime -- Kids rot in front of their TV every Saturday morning watching cartoons. . . then slay a demon. In conclusion, DAMN. I wish our bunnies had lazer swords. Then, Elmer'd be TOAST. By Danny
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