BLT3K
Episode Two - Tenchi's Big Day

Danny: Apparently, he takes no responsibility for spelling either.
Servo: Or dignity.
Crow: At least his mind isn't prejudicedly sick. . .

The Revenge of the lemon writer aka MST THIS!!

All: We will!

It started out a normal day in the masaki household but as tenchi awoke

Servo: So, wait. It was a normal day that whole time before he awoke?
Danny: Yea, sure. Sweet dreams, Snoring, Drugged date rape. Normal.

and walked around the house, he saw that he was the only one there. he walked by the princesses room, knocked on the door, and had it opened slightly, when a hand came out and pulled him inside, and

Danny: Violently gutted him from the inside out.
Crow: Served caffeine-free tea for both himself and the entire Adams Family and Lurch.

a needle went into his arm, knocking him out when he awoke,

Servo: Did that just happen a little out of order?
Danny: Wait. Was he sleep-walking before?
Crow: Aw, don't be worried, guys. He was just a horrible zombie before today!

he was wearing only his boxers, and had an erection that could pop a rhino. when he awoke

Danny: The second time,

he saw sasami, of all people staring at him. "Aeka, he woke up!", she said, almost in a cheerful tone. when he went to speak, he noticed

Danny: His mouth was sewn shut.
Servo: They were all really just dolls, in an infinitely tall can.
Crow: Soilent Green is people!

he was gagged. when he swa aeka leaning over him, he noticed she was wearing a dominatrix outfit

Danny: Complete with PeeWee Herman bowtie, mask, and hair.

with a whip in hand, and a pair of crochless panties.

Danny: Unlike my panties which have a penis built in.
Crow: Wow, really? Maybe one day my trousers can get lucky with your panties.
Servo: Whoa. Slow down, guys. Not without a dry clean wrapper.

he noticed sasami was wearing the same! as he stared in horror, Aeka took his boxers of

All: Aeka is a man?!?
Danny: Now we know how she became king of police. . .
Crow: I thought that was Finkle. . .

through the rip she had made and took his cock into her mouth, caressing it slowly, moving it more and more vigoresly tenchi felt like he was going to explode, and finally, did.

Danny: His funeral was held one week later.
Servo: His parents were told only that there was a terrible accident.
Crow: An accident involving a wang.

amazingly, he was instantly hard again. " a side effect of the ingection sasami whispered in his ear.

Servo: Can you whisper ingections through the ear? I thought those were only through the arm.
Danny: No no no, that's heroin. Ingections are just fine.

no sooner, sasami climbed onto the bed and positioned herself over his throbbing member.

Danny: Won't the rest of the team get jealous?
Crow: Especially with team finals tommorow.

teasing him, she put his cock around her lips

Servo: Oh my god.
Danny: Did she, what? Did she twist it?
Crow: Maybe its like a crazy straw. . .
Danny: Remind me to avoid carnivals for a while.

until finnaly sliding it in. sasamis wet and tight pussy felt so good as she rode him to their dual climax. sasami dripped here juice all over him, and then removed his gag.

Danny: Only to find that he'd drowned only moments before.

tenchi did not contest,

Danny: Aeka on the other hand took gold in freestyle swim, while Aeka and Ryoko respectively got the gold and silver in freaking me way too far out.

and wanted more, another side effect of the injection. as he wondered why sasami didnt pop like a baloon, aeka explained

Danny: That is only in the Jason Movies.
Crow: That only happens to blow up dolls.
Danny: You are all fucking nuts.

that juraians don't have hymens. lowering he pussy to his lips , aeka started to recive a toung lashing while sasami, barely able to fit it in her mouth started blowing him. after everyone climaxed aeka untied the bonds, thinking that

Servo: Sasami was some kind of Italian lunch meat.
Danny: Tenchi might have a nasty rugburn.
Crow: Neosporin all around!

enough adrenaline had activated the formula. then, tenchi started to drive into her like a piston, rubbing her clit with his dick in and out until they both climaxed and lie in a heap of bodies.

Danny: Wait, when did this game turn from orgy to "Doom II"?
Crow: Knee Deep in the Dead, eh? More like "Fist Deep in the. . ."
Servo: Ice Cream!
Danny: Tenchi is a very hungry man!

Tenchi then found himself in bed awoken at the same time that he normally woke up. as he went into the kitchen, he noticed that sasami had an awfully wide

Danny: Canyon!
Servo: Tractor!
Crow: House Boat!
Danny: Heh, wow. I need to go fishing a hell of a lot more often.

grin onher face...

All: Phew. . .

Finally, i have time to write a good fic.

Danny: Really? Where is it?
Servo: When do you finish?
Crow: Why do you always suck?

send any ideas for part 2 to me, and ill give you credit!

Danny: Tentacle rape yourself.
Servo: Die.
Crow: Tenacle rape yourself, learn to play the piano, and die.


By Danny