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PokemonUnfortunately, I have yet to see any of this anime. But, considering its popularity - I felt obligated to write a review on this fantasy-comedy.Ok, I have not yet seen any Pokemon; however, my friend has! This friend, who I recently met in a chat, has supplied me with all facts here. Don't worry, though. He assures me that he is one 1337 H4x0r. Though I don't know what this means, I think it might be one of those legendary pokemon. . . So, here we go. Pokemon is the story of one boy, Ash, and his adventures with a pokemon, Pikachu. Ash's rivals, Team Rocket, are the head of an underground mafia ring smuggling arms and drugs into poor urban schools. To stop this threat, Ash makes the only decision possible. He hops into his trade-mark Mech Suit (named "Pika-Burn Custom) and jumps into action. Team Rocket, and their plethora of magicians and enchanters, jump onto their magic carpets and head out for battle. What ensues is over 100 episodes of blood, gore, mayhem, and chaos. A favorite episode of mine is Pikachu's "special episode", where he learns just what is means to be a "manly Pikachu". Ash and Pikachu, renamed Pika-pimp, continue in a loving, though illegal, relationship from then on. Filled with porn, gore, and cursing that would make your grandma go deaf, Pokemon ranks among the top animes in my book. Even without seeing it, I can tell that this is one incredible story, meant for ALL AGES. Mech-suits, magic, and porn turn this one into a story that should last for posterity. On the Danny (and Achmed) scale, this one gets a perfect 10 out of 10 coffee enemas. EXCELLENT!! By Danny
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