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What is this contest you ask? Dying to know? Edge of your seat? The ONE the ONLY... Dont get me wrong, Im am NOT some sick fuck. Before you go running in sheer terror, wetting your self and cursing my name, read on... This is INTENDED to be comical, NOT crust to the extreme! Don't send your respective diety to roast my god-forsaken soul. The Rules: 1. This is COMEDY! I DO NOT want true porn! 2. NO dirty words! This goes down to things as slight as "penis" or even "booby".(there IS a reason) 3. This MUST include at least ONE (eh? eh?) or (nudge nudge wink wink). Use it well 4. Please dont mail me with a rant of your own. I know its wrong and I know I should be paddled with a rusty comb. Leave ranting to the pro's. The Challenge: Because you can use NO foul words, you are now limited to using the most awe-inspiring artform created... the inuendo. You know, "Ash whips out his 'poke-balls'." (eh? eh?) Good luck, and don't get TOO excited. The stories will be graded on COMEDY, not lust. Though there IS no winner, you will get a great honor of being posted and despised throughout the land. If I deem your entry TOO sexual, you will be sent DIRECTLY to the mush-pot, without passing GO or collecting $200. (I will be lenient on this.) The best entry can have a fancy-shmancy title... (oooo... aaah...) Now that THAT'S settled, here are the entries so far!! Entry One - By Tommy (Grand Puuba of Pikarotica) Entry Two - By Lu (SUPER-ATOMIC-HYPER-MEGA-POKE'PERVERT) -- WINNER Entry Three - By Oli (Just One Sick Puppy) Entry Four - NYPYRO4486 (Kiddie Porno Model AND Author) Entry Five - Jenny (A.D.D. Demonico) Entry Six - Salvador02 (Too late to think for Danny) Entry Seven - Alena (No, really. WAY too tired.) -- SECOND PLACE Entry Eight - Marteney (A Sad Attempt at Pikaporn) | |||
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