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Gift Buying Tips for the HolidaysWe here at Puuba.com realize just how hard it is nowadays to buy a gift for a loved one. You don't know what they want; you are too lazy to shop, or you just avoid the mall like a plaugue. Well, this holiday season, we are here to help. Now you can get that perfect gift for that significant other.First of all: perfume. Such a caring, loving gift. athe bath and body present gift that says not only "I love you." but also "You smell -- do something about it" Now I know you guys aren't used to this kind of store, so let me help you out a little. The prettier the lid, the better the stuff. Also, the more colors, the better the stuff. I dunno. I guess girls just like shiny things. . . kinda like squirrels. Just one piece of advice: Don't stay TOO long and don't talk to anyone there. To them, you are just a walking, breathing test site. When asked, "Wanna try?", RUN. Do you really wanna leave this place smelling like chocolate, melon, banana, fag? Right. Next up: a candle. Come on. How is this a present It. . . burns. Wow. Sometimes they smell too -- see above. Why get a present that will be gone forever after just one use. A BETTER idea -- get her something that explodes when it burns! Yea. Something explosive. If you're thinking candles, think dynamite instead. She'll only love you more for it. A purse. I dont care HOW great a guy you are. (You touchy feely whiny bastard.) You DO NOT know what your girlfriend wants here. To you, gucci is the same as Osh-Cosh B'Gosh. And osh-cosh? Well that's the same as kaboom, right? Again, you're always safe with fire-works. Good job. Action figures. Ok, this is YOUR domain. You know what to get here. (Unless you're one o' those touchy feely pansies. Eh? Chump?) What? Your girlfriend doesn't like action figures? No, you must be wrong. Just like guys, everyone likes action figures. Or never speak to them again. Remember: more carnage equals more care. Show them you love them. Finally, just buy them whatever you would want. If they really are your "perfect match", they always like what you like, right? Get them whatever you want. . . sword, video game, skateboard, hatchet. . . And even if they hate it, (god forbid!), at least you get a spiffin booby prize for yourself! Aaaa yeeeea! Who needs hugs when you got Killa Commando Jack? Well, now that you know what to get, what are you doing here reading? Get out there and buy something! Anyway, I'm off to give MY girlfriend her thermodynamic Gundam action knife. Hehehe. . . least I dont smell like a pansy. . . Later. By Danny
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