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Our New Years ResolutionsWell, happy New Year everyone. Here is everyone at Puuba's New Year resolutions:Danny - 1. Stop painting my head blue and bringing myself to school for show and tell. 2. Take all the locks off my underwear drawer. Change at least TWICE a week now. 3. Get the gaping hole in my head sewn up. Don't bother reinserting brain. 4. Stop fantasizing about Wonder Woman. Aquaman looks way better in a swimsuit. 5. Viva la Puuba. Lu - 1. I will stop smacking my ass in front of the mirror while saying "oh you sexy bitch" 2. I will play a game of Frolf, you know, the hilarious combination of frisbee and golf! 3. I will start wearing pants around the house again, too many times this year my friends have broken in to see my naked butt. Marteney - 1. I promise to limit myself to putting only 3 hamsters in the microwave a month. 2. Short people will have a reason to live, for abour 2 minutes. 3. The phrse, "sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me", will become flase when i start throwing rocks with words on them at people. 4. No more zerb town 5. Underdog, I wince everytime i say the word.....espicialy in connection with Jesus, Yet, when i read the birth stories ABOUT jesus I can not help but compute that, although the world my be tilted to the rich and powerful, in one nation, under god indivisable, THE UNDERDOG!!! Jenny - 1. To become further enlightened--in other words, to further fill myself with so much love for everything that i feel that i may burst. 2. To extend my pleasure-slave trading empire to new countries. 3. To strengthen my attempts to get my mother (Danny) to acknowledge me and my father. Max - 1. To stop beating Lu with the giant Summer sausage... i am the beefy spicy warrior! 2. when in doubt i will now solve problems with words. not breaking all the windows on your house. 3. will not get caught for breaking cufew again. will run away and hide if it looks like there's trouble. 4. will stop telling people i'm fourteen and just let asume that i'm 19. 5. play a game of Frolf with Lu. 6. find kermit the frog and warn him of the danger of sandwiches
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