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Story Of Catfish
Back beforte the story of manchild, there was the legand of Catfish Hodge. Catfish, like everyone else born before 1980, was created in the 60's. Not by a loveing couple but by, a "trippin hippie all high on the groovy vibes of love, peace, and Rock 'N' Roll". Out of the swirling colors or LSD, PVC, KGB, UCLA, and Micky D's, a boy with no name apperad. The Hippe who created the child drownd naked in the mud of woodstock. The unnamed boy was with out a home until he soon found salvation with a group of crime solving teens and thier dog who traveled around in their, "mystery machiene." The boy's role, that strange kid in the yellow jumpsuite. But his stay wasn't long and he vanished. He'd resurface some years later as the happy striped shirt adventuer Waldo. Hiddin in books he occipied kids for countless minutes and REALLY stupid kids for hours. Again the boy, now a man, dissapared. This period of time is kind of hazzy. Cause at some point the man's inner black man got into a fight with the inner white man...and split into two seperate people. This explains the brief and horrid apperieance of Vinnila Ice and MC Hammer. But realizeing they were god awful on their own they joind back together to become a happy go lucky hippie. Now lost with out a cause, the man purchesed a shaggin waggin and traveled Route 66 to the home of imbreeding, Virgina(yes i know Route 66 doesn't go to virgina...but it just sounds cool). It was in this redneck state that the boy would set up a small cabin on a lake. He rented out the rooms and named the place, The Catfish Lodge. Short on nameing talents, he named himself after his establishment and his favorite activity. His first name would simply be "Catfish." His middle name became "ing in the back of a". And his last name, "Dodge" But his last name broke down so many times he finally traded it in for a German "Hodge". A few years later he would conduct what would become the world's greatest expariment. You see catfish was lonely so he planted a baby seed outside the cabin. But not paying attention to the label he over fed the seed and give it too much water. His son Max was born 3ft 2in and weighed 87lbs...his first words were "Hey you guys....Baby Ruth Bar..." Catfish upon seeing this shouted, "Holy mother of Manchild." And this is where the story of Manchild begins. Knowing he could not keep this great marvil or a boy...Catfish sent his son West to a small town to spread his words of wisdome. Now alone again Catfish picked up his belongings left the cabin and begain a long road trip across america. He pops up every now and then when it's least expected, and dissapers just as quickly. He was once sited as Danny's desktopm until Danny's mom drove him away. But now...a mysterous message appeard on a very fucked up web site...in which it exclaims Catfish lives on. But everyone wonders...what temporary fad is Catfish behind now?...Could he be the reason NSYNC and Backstreet boys are sucessfull with absoultly no talent?...Better not be....But we await the news a Catfish sighting. When we think of strange sightings we think Loch Ness, Bigfoot, Catfish.
By Marteney
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