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Telemarkers, How to Screw With

     Well, we all know telemarketers are the devil. Calling during dinner and interupting games with friends - these ARE two of the nine deadly sins. That is why the rightious must stand and fight!
Whenever I get a call from a telemarker, I screw with them as best I can. Here are some of my favorites:
Submit yours too! (real only)


Over The Phone
ATT vs An Idiot - by Danny
Danny - Bereaved - by Danny
Selling a Seller - by Danny
Short 'n' Sweet - by Lu
One Sick F--- - by Danny
The Worm Races - by Danny
I'm So Alone - by Danny
Girl Scout Cookies - by Max
Sorry, He's Outside - by Max
Tan Your Grass - by Spider_Man

Over E-mail or IM
Death for Purity - by Danny
Best Sex, My Ass - by Danny
A Pony?!? - by Danny
Chicken Limbo - by Danny


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Danny's weekly video game column. Culture, history, gameplay, tech, and dick jokes. Funny, if you're a dorkmo.
Mild mannered Danny by day, latex bound, crime fighting Danny by night. Puuba's alter-ego. Aka my silly girly diaryish site.
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