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BoxesDuring the day I often ask myself questions. Sometimes i find the the answer. And sometimes i'm left in a jar of tasty strawberry jelly. Luckily the jar is big enough to hold a manchild . Some questions i ask myself are, "Why don't sheep shrink when it rain?" or "When something is on fire you call the fire department. If Someone is robbing you, you call the police. When someone is hurt you call the hospital. If you need money you ask a loan shark (not all of you in puuba land of course). If something in your house is possessed you call an exorcist. If someone is dead you call the coroners office. And if you need to get married you call the resident holy man. (holy man is a politically correct term that allows all creeds and beliefs) Well what would you do if a magical corpse with a broken arm was robbing you while setting your house on fire and putting the devil into your grand parent while attempting to marry your sibling. The marrying your sibling part you don't really mind because in spite of all of the things he is doing currently he is a nice and funny guy. With all of his "EAT BRAINS! I NEED BRAINS! YOUR BRAIN! BRAINS!!!!" jokes and what not." Yes i ask questions like this all the time. Also i ask "If one of the rules of Fight Club is you can't wear shoes or shirts then why did they let Bob wear a shirt?" Oh wait, it's cause he had bitch tit's the size of Wyoming. (The 9th largest state largest state in America. And the home of Independence Rock. But all of you Oregon Trail fans already knew that.) Well enough with the chit chat i'm here to talk about who was the better carpenter? Bob Viela or Jesus? I have never quite been able to decide who is the better carpenter. Jesus was a carpenter, apart from being the followers of Christianity's saviors and all. But is he a better carpenter than world renowned wood worker Bob Viela? Yes Jesus has cured the lame, the blind, and the over all not so well off. But can he retile a wooden roof in one day? Or Install insulation into a house without ruining the braces or drywall? Can Jesus even make a decent birdhouse? No i don't think so. But still let's ask this kid named Buttsex.Me: So who was the better carpenter Bob Viela or Jesus? Buttsex: Do you know my parents are? Me: No. Buttsex: Well if you see them tell them your son says, "I HATE YOU!!!" (runs away cursing his parents) Me: Well that didn't answer anything. So in conclusion i guess that my woodshed teacher Mr. Saw is the best carpenter there ever was. I mean come on his last name is Mr. Saw. (i'm really not joking). He was in vietnam too. Sometimes he tells us stories about it without him even knowing that he is. And he makes a lot of jokes too. Now being a funny wood shop teacher vietnam veteran what Christmas is all about, i mean what makes you a better carpenter? And remember "If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." By Max | |||
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