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Curious George and the Ebola VirusOne day the man in the big yellow hat took Curious George to the virus lab in the park. Curious George was fascinated by all the big glowing things, and the curious tubes filled with strange smelling waters of different colors."Now don't go near things you don't know about." said the man with the big yellow hat. Curious George didn't hear him, instead he wanted to know what the water in the tube labeled ebola was. "Maybe it tastes good" he thought. As soon as curious george tasted it, he fell into a deathly coma, and began going into convulsions. The scientist informed the man in the big yellow hat that the monkey ahd ingested dangerously high levels of ebola. "Oh well," the man said, " I can find a new monkey, I didn't like George that much anyways". So the moral of the story is: "Don't rape your chickens before they file suit." By Jim | |||
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