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FNAC
Recently, my friend's french teacher spoke of something called FNAC as if the whole class should know what it was. Baffled by this strange new word, the children gave the normal response, they shouted FFFFNAAAACK across the room. The teacher began to get quite pissed off at this(surprisingly more that they didn't know what FNAC was than that they were yelling). The students, now as curious as a George began to ask what exactly FNAC was. The teacher so disgusted at the students' lack of knowledge in the form of acronyms would not tell them. So as you can see we are all curious of what FNAC really is. What is FNAC? Currently FNAC is a common interjection used in such sentences as, "Hey Derek what time is it? FNAC!". However, what am I really saying here? What if I am really saying, "Hey Derek what time is it? Free Nicholas A. Cage!". or if I was saying something completely different...such as, "Hey Derek what time is it? For the Nazi Antisemite Cause!". At this point I could be mistaken for Hitler youth. What if that IS what I am saying? Are we slowly rebuilding the nazi party inside our own school? Could the word FNAC single-handedly recreate World War II? Small chance, sure, but it's a chance nonetheless. Then, thinking back, why didn't the teacher just tell everyone what FNAC was, did he not think of the aftermath? Is this the type of person we want teaching America's youth? In conclusion what you don't know can very well hurt you, and french teachers are evil...........FNAC!
By Tommy
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