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The story of the fox and the cyborgLong ago, in a time of myth and legend, there lived a happy, happy fox. He was so happy because every day he would hear a little whistle and a gnome would ride around on his back. After taking the gnome where he needed to go, the happy fox would run free in the forest and eat small crippled children as all foxes are known to do. One day, while the fox was playing an engrossing game of "Mortal Pongbat"(only the greatest game of all time) he was assaulted by a floating chunk of cabbage. "FoOoOoXxX, the cabbage said", "I see you have no opposable thumbs! How can you play pong with no thumbs?"I can't" the fox said, hanging his head in shame as he realized he was actually licking his crotch and not playing pong. "FoXxXxX" the cabbage said, "I will grant you opposable thumbs if you can win the heart of your true love in 12 days. If not I shall turn you into sea foam!!!!" "Score!" thought the fox, knowing full well that his true love was an overripe pumpkin named randy. What the fox failed to realize though was that the magic cabbage, knowing of the fox's true love had hooked randy up with Russell Crowe, actor extraordinare. When the fox learned he had been fooled he was very sad. "I don't want to be sea foam" he thought. There must be another way. "There is" said Dorothy from the wizard of oz(his second cousin twice removed), just stab yourself 9 times in the heart and you will be able to return to the sea with us" By this time, the fox was very confused and he decided to take a day off to use another clever ruse on the trolls and turn them into stone. In the end, he was eaten by a Paulie Shore death cyborg and digested to fuel it's world-conquering desire. Lu: So kids, what's the moral of the story? Kids: we know, we know: "Dick in the butt, sore in the morning" By Lu Bastard Lu. Stealing MY moral. -- Danny | |||
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 Danny's weekly video game column. Culture, history, gameplay, tech, and dick jokes. Funny, if you're a dorkmo. |
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