 |
||||
|
Simple Laws of the UniverseSimple law one: If you have a multi-colored sandwich cream cookie, such as the cookies that are part dark and part light (or any other color for that matter), when you twist it the cream will always stick to the dark side. That is because the cookie is trying to stick to its Oreo heritage.Simple law two: Socks go in the top drawer. If they don't you have bad karma or something. Simple law three: You cannot beat the Harlem Globtrotters in a game of basketball. Its impossible. Can you kick a ball into a hoop from half court while standing on your head, shooting fireworks out yer arss and whistling the Globtrotter theme? And did you have your own animated TV series where you had super powers? Unless your name is Mr. T I don't think so. Simple law four: The only powers you need to make Captain Planet are (in no particular order) wind, earth, fire, and water. You don't need that love power that the Mogli kid brings along. The only thing that the love power has ever done is get the monkey to do things for the planeteers. And even then it only works half the time. ex. Quick monkey dude get the keys to the prison cell so we can break out and get all the oil off of Captain Planet and stop Hoggish from destroying the Ozone layer. Yes that's right, your almost there. Noo. Don't stop and eat the bananas!! Simple law five: There are two types of people in the universe. There are oafish clumsy kinds and then there are women. Simple Law six: Never underestimate the power of dumb people in large numbers. We can be deadly. Simple Law seven: No matter how hard you try, and no matter how much it seems to make sense, a person can never be older than he/she is. Simple Law eight: A moose in a poo hat. What do you think of that? Simple Law nine: The best snack food on a stick is a corndog. You just can't get any better then the corn dog. Its beefy, and cruchy, and you can put anything you want on it. I personally like my corndogs with nothing on it. The deep fried frank is perfection enough for me. Simple law ten: If you ever become a robot (one like mega man) never touch any spikes. They are the only thing that can kill you in one blow. And Simple law Eleven: what comes down must come up. By Max | |||
|
|
Link Back Links Writer(s) |
 Danny's weekly video game column. Culture, history, gameplay, tech, and dick jokes. Funny, if you're a dorkmo. |
Puuba-Danny