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The Name Game!Yea, its official. If I ever have kids, I'm definitely naming them "~~". How great would that be? No one even knows what that thing is called. People would just have to call my son "Swirly Thing Guy" or "Swizzle Key". Did you know that that was called a tilda? Or I could name my kid "&"! That'd be great!Then, people could just call my son. . . "abused". I mean, why name your kid something traditional like "Girly Man" or "Shitface" or "DiddleButt", when you can be so much more creative? When the doctor hands me my son's birth certificate, I know what I'll do. Date: Check. Weight: Check. Name, eh? Hmm. . . That's when I just pick my nose and smeeeeear on the line. What do people call him then, huh? Yeaaa. . . They gotta make the motion every time they want him. Teachers'd be covered in goo. So would his friends. "Hey, :smears snot on his shirt:! Come on over here!" Sex'd be damn messy. On the bright side, no one could ever make fun of his name. What? Wipe the snot left to right, instead of right to left? You bastard!! Now you're covered in boogies. And there'd always be his dear old dad to comfort him. . . And I'm the only one who gets to call him by his middlename. . . . Shitface. By Danny
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