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Everything RandomHas anyone else realized that being "random" has now become a trend? Being "random" is now less "random" than being. . . well, not-random. We all now know more about mullets and annoyance than we know about all other things combined. Unless we count my knowledge of grape edible undershorts. And we don't, so there.Case in point! Edible underwear - nothing funny about that. No, not gunna expand upon that. Just making it clear - that wasn't funny. Its like if you didn't see it on Jackass or Tom Green, it isn't worth seeing. As much as an idiot with just one nut impresses me, should someone really get famous for riding a tricycle with a bullhorn? No. Not unless you work in a circus, No. Hell, if I could get famous just by wearing a suit made of squid and running in circles all day, I'd do it too. I mean, its easy. And this website itself is the intellectual equivalent. Mullets. I don't know who decided that a stupid haircut was this funny, but believe me. Its really not. Cowboys have mullets. . . Do you really think that a big sweaty guy rolling around in cow shit is all that funny? Well, ok. Maybe that is. But, really, wrangling horses and riding and shit is hard work, so just lay off. Monkeys Again, monkeys are NOT inherently funny. Sure, they throw shit at each other and they have big goofy smiles and they're cute and cuddly and I wish I had one right now and. . . But enough. Find something new. Midgets Here, it gets far more heinous. Midgets ARE inately funny. That is the problem. They're almost like real people. . . but not. I mean, you can punt them, beat them, throw them and they really don't mind. And if they do, at least you don't mind. Midgets are actually sent by an enemy country to slowly drain away our concentration and minds. So they can control us. And why don't you already know this? Easy. The russians don't want you to know. In conclusion, I would like to state that without "The Man Show", Tom Green, and "Jack Ass", the world would be a much smarter place to live. And a place that I would never ever want to visit. I guess, you don't have to stop being random, but IF you're going to: at least be. . . random! Creative er something. If you're gunna look like an idiot, at least do it yourself. In my experience, no one needs help with that. I will now conclude with an e-mail I just recieved. "well I am a monkey that tasted that loins of my mothers rasburry jam. It was like jumping head first into granite rock. my face was soft like steel when I urinated softly in the wind. it circled back into my pocket. I soiled myself. Truly it was a night to remember. I fasted for a month upon which I died. the end." Now that I am through with what is in essence bashing my own website, farewell. "'Da Puuba Palace' -- Where you'll never see the word 'mullet' again." By Danny
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