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Yesterday in engish class our teacher asked us what kind of invention we would want to be made if we could have any kind in the world. Many thoughts came to mind.; an invention that caused world peace, a car that ran on fuel other than fossil fuel, something that made plants grow faster. And as I began to write my asnwer I realized what I really wanted...a microchip that when implanted into the bwain controlled the function of punching yourself in the nuts. Yeah, that's right, screw world happiness and heaven on Earth, I want the power to be able to make people punch themselves. The machine would work like this, Phase One: first you knock your subject unconciuos ::hey Lu look over there it's a...elephant riding a motorcyle and juggling 6 bowling pins, Lu turns around, "Where?", max bonks Lu on the head with a cocanut rendering him unconious:: Phase Two: Take your victim subject to the surgery room where a microchip will be implanted into his bwain on the part that controls movement and muscle control. ::Max, Nice diploma doctor, where did you get it? "Oh I took a correnspndence course with a Truck Driving School." Do you think that really prepared you for Brain surgery? "Well..uh....Look over there! it's a dinosaur." Where? Doctor bonks Max on the head with a coconut. Doctor,"Alright now time to start the operation. Let's see, the substania nigra's connected to the pineal, the pineal's connected to the superior sagittal sinus, the superior sagittal sinus's connected to the corpus callosum spenium..." Phase Three: Get the remote control that activates the microchip, the remote oddly enough looks like Twister spin panels. ::Left fist groin, right boot to the head, both feet to the but. and so on and so forth:: Phase Four: Enjoy hours of entertainment at the expense of your friends' health and self confidense. By Max
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