Danny
Alena
Max

Period Project Intro
Today I discovered something incredible!! Did you know that guys, as well as girls, have a monthly cycle?? We don't bleed or anything, but we do get PMS!! And we need chocolate, goddamn it! And some love!!

Why can't you women ever show some compassion?

Man Haters.     In any case, we at Puuba plan to actually CHART the male hormonal cycle. Two observers, Max, and my girlfriend, Alena, will chart the daily growings and maturings of a young, growing Danny. A Danny first experiencing that beautiful part of life called. . . the menstrual cycle.

     It'll even be scientific and all. There'll be a graph and everything. Tests, magic, and science.
The test will run for one month, beginning on the 28th.

     You'll see me grow. You'll see me change. You'll see my parents rapidly lose all respect for me. . .

     With luck, I'll get disowned. . .