
Danny
Alena
Max
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How This Will Work It may sound crazy, but I bet you're still interested. . . And you want to know how this whole thing will work, eh?
First, everyday, I will be inspected and observed by my dutiful and unbiased girlfriend, Alena. Every other day, I will write a brief diary entry, detailing my feelings and PMS magnitude. Alena will analyze me. Within a week, we will most likely write only to insult each other. It will be an ongoing challenge.
In addition, every day will include a Graph of the Day. It will detail "bitchiness", "urge to kill men", "bloating", and "chocolate craving". All will be scientific. Or as close as three high school gimps can be. . . [Crap. Uh, exclude my girlfriend there. . . (crap)]
 The Method To Madness
Each weekend, Max will interview and test me. The testing will be difficult and rigorous. It will be different everytime. Hopefully, it will include electricity. If I pass, I get a doggy treat. Or a Maxi pad.
At the end of this "experiment", we should finally know. When is Danny's time of the month?
Monday, May 28, begins Day One of the Danny's Period Project!
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