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The Top Ten Uses For Quantum TunnelingTo begin i guess i better explain quantum tunneling. You see long ago a scientist found his pet rooster sitting outside the house. The scientist said to himself hmm that's funny i don't remeber lettin' my little cockadoodler outside. Although it seemed strange the scientist thought nothing of it. The next day the same thing happened. the scientist was very confused. The next day sammy the scientist (that's his name now alright!!!!... that's what i thought... bitch!) kept a close eye on his cock, as the cock walked toward the closed glass door sammy kept and even closer eye on him. Then Poof! his little rooster was outside. Howed he do that said the scientist. After 9 long months of research he gave birth to a baby boy... i mean came to a conlusion. He had discovered that the comming will come when Ram-man (from masters of the universe) rams the shaft (from shaft, and shaft in africa). Much later an even stupider scientist realized that if a creature manages to line all it's atoms up in exactly the same patern as any given object, they can pass right the hell on through. Nifty eh?so anyway here is the top ten list of things to do with this newfound ability. 1. See the inside of the girls locker room. (Of course.) 2. Have really freaky sex. 3. Play twister and always win. 4. Get naked by stepping forward. (Strippers only.... or me.) 5. Remove someone's heart without getting all yucky. (That sorta thing gives me the colly wobbles.) 6. See the inside of uranus. 7. Punch THROUGH the school bully. 8. Play guitar with your small intestine. 9. Get stuck IN a pony. 10. Win the 20 meter free-style dive. . . to China Intro by Lu Most of List by Danny
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