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Games, Games That Should Never Have Been Made...Ok, we've all heard of Twister, Chess, Tic-Tac-Toe, and MANY others. Boring games you play only when bored. ONE QUESTION - Why has no one devised any games to play when horny? Here is a list of games playable on a date. [Alone only if you're really desperate. (Really{No, I mean REALLY})] For the lonely out there, here they are. {Planning a date? Print it out!!}Nervous? 1. Place your hand on a girls stomach thats next to you. 2. Ask if she's nervous. 3. If she says "yes", game over. Play another game. 4. If she says "no", move hand up towards breasts or down towards the below. Its up to you. 5. Game keeps going till she says she's nervous. If you're lucky, she won't. 6. Have fun! Grab my balls 1. Self explanitory. Simply say "Grab my balls."! 2. If she does, cool. Go with it. (3.) If she slaps you, you didn't read this here. Body Examination 1. Wear as little clothing as possible, none at all if possible. 2. Man starts first, point out a good thing about the girl. (sexy, pretty, etc) 3. If she agrees its a good thing (in good shape or whatever)you can either a. kiss that spot b. lick that spot c. all of the above d. get creative 4. Her turn... Wash, rinse, repeat. WARNING - These are meant as a joke, like everything here. Don't blame me for a slap. However, direct all groin kicking complaints to Oli. Don't worry, he likes it. Warning to the warning - This side down. Slippery when wet. Do not pierce. Contents may have shifted during travel. Contents may have settled. Contents may contain NO humor. Fragile. Contains live iguanas. By Danny and Oli
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 Danny's weekly video game column. Culture, history, gameplay, tech, and dick jokes. Funny, if you're a dorkmo. |
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