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The Ultimate Line!!!Have you ever liked a girl? . . .ANY girl? You are in luck. Finally, a fail-proof line has been written. Send this to ANYONE you have a crush on and they are yours.I WAS cruel enough to test this on people I am mildly familiar with. So sue me... Or spank me... (Choose the later, lova. You'll be glad you did.) With no more delay... The letter. Begin highlighting here, fellas. ;) I can't take it anymore... I love you. Not in a friendly way, we are great friends though. And not in a misplaced puppy-dog kinda way either, cause I know that's what you're going to say. I love you - very simple: Purely, truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another person and I know that you think of me as just a friend and that messing with that friendship is the farthest thing from what you want to do. Ugh, I had to say it, I just couldn't take it anymore. I can't look at you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without the feeling of longing you only here about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably end our friendship but I had to say it because I've never felt this way before. And I don't care; I love who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light will end our friendship, that hurts. But God I couldn't let another day go by without getting it out there... regardless of the outcome - which, knowing you - will be the inevitable shoot-down. And you know I'll accept that. But I know at least some part of you is hesitating for a moment. And even if there is only a moment of hesitation, it means that you feel something too. All I ask is that please don't dismiss that feeling. Try to dwell in it for at least 10 seconds. (Insert girls/guys name here), there isn't another person in this world who makes me half the person I am when I am with you. I don't wanna waste this friendship, I just wanna take it to the next plateau. Because I know IT'S there between you and me. Even if we never talk again after this, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me. I love you. Eh? Eh? I told ya! I am ... a "love-machine". ;) Well, send this to your soon-to-be fiancee and remember me at the wedding. Signin off, dis is... da Ladiesman. Quote from Chasing Amy. Co-written by Me and Lu.
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