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What Goes into the Making of a DANNY Article__Many people wonder. Just what does go into the making of an article by Danny. What makes his little head tick? How does he get those oh so mind-numbing ideas? Does he like kittens?__Well, now your questions can be answered. Here, you can find out - just what DO I do to write a puuba feature. __Step one is the easiest. First, I find all the rubber cement I can. I then mix this with several jars of glue, gasoline, and paint, and let simmer. I am then forced to wear a beer mug helmet holding this concoction - the straws forced directly up my nose and into my brain. __Properly subdued and stoned, step two can occur. In step two, I watch all the television I can. I am often distracted from this strenuous exercise by the dancing fish running through my room. The singing disco mice don't help much either. Hehe, no one else says they see them, but I KNOW! They lie. . . They lie to make me think I'm crazy. . . If I am the crazy one, why are THEY the ones in pieces in jars?! Huh? HUH?! __But, damn, where was I? Ah, step three. In step three, I write. It doesn't matter what I write. (something this article displays all too well) I write and write and write until my hand turns blue and falls off. Then, I do it again. (Well, it got better. . .) Sometimes I get the most glorious essays ever read. Sometimes. . . I don't. Most times its kinda like what Egon says will happen if the Ghostbusters ever really DO cross their streams and all hell breaks loose. However, instead of ghosts, there are jokes. And, instead of the Stay-Puff Marshmellow Man, there. . . Wait. That guy stays. That guy is the best. __Damn, where am I again? Oh, step four. In step four, I run the writings by my friends for approval. Nothing deemed stupid gets posted. (No, this one doesn't count.) If turned down, the article still gets posted, but the friend is carried home in a plastic bag. Damn. I bet you guys liked Marteney too. . . __Step five involves. . . geez. Those fumes are still getting to me. I'm having my house painted today. Sorry. Step five to what? What the hell am I. . . __Whatever. In conclusion, Yes. I do like kittens. __Anyway, I'm goin out for a sandwich. . . By Danny
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