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Failed Oscar Mayer SongsMany of you might not know this, but oscar mayer wrote other songs about other products before they chose the weenie one and the my bologna song. by means that i will keep secret i have managed to obtain a copy of the songs for your reading pleasure. my comments are underlinedoh i wish i was a slice of oscar mayer bologna that is what i'd truly like to be for if i were a slice of oscar mayer bologna ground up animal intestine would be inside of me i guess it was just to real for the people how i wish i had a friend made out of oscar mayer bacon that is who i truly wished i knew for if i knew a friend made out of bacon then i'd have a friend i could eat too scary what those executive minds come up with yes i wonder what it's like to have an oscar mayer sausage to have it hanging freely on meee yes i wonder what it's like to have an oscar mayer sausage i could could give to people quite freely that one was doomed right from the start Oh i'd like to live inside of oscar mayer lunchable with all the candy, crackers, meats and cheese yes i'd like to live inside of an oscar mayer lunchable even though there is no air to breathe yeah, Bob was fired for writing that one. had such a nice future too. By Max
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