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Dear Friends: Music From Final Fantasy
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Sometime back in elementary school, I beat Final Fantasy IV. It was my first Final Fantasy, and I think, my first RPG. I remember how somehow, I have never yet lost to Zemus, while Matt has never beaten him.| My friend Matt and I used to swear there was an M Fukuda in the credits to every FF game. Pronounce it dirty. To this day, I'm not sure whether we were joking or if there's a secret Fuck-You guy lurking somewhere out there. |
Ok, so I've been an FF fan for, what? Going on fifteen years now. That's not a fad, like my love of DBZ or anime. I used to try to fire Chi Blasts then, but deep down, I knew it'd never work. This is more engrained in me. In my blood.
I plan to meet Yuna, train with Sabin, and shrink away from Zemus. If time allows, between the acts, I'll ride a chocobo to punch Fukuda in the face.
6:05I wonder how many people there will actually own every FF game. I wonder if I'll have the biggest ego-penis there.
6:06
I wonder how many old people are there, just 'cause they have season passes. I predict at least one old man stroke.
6:06
Stroke....
6:09
The guy in front of me is playing FF11 on his laptop, underground...
He just shrunk my ego-dick.
6:45 (just got off Bart)
Jesus H Motherfucking "Boom Boom" Christ.
I just got felt up by an old man on Bart. I kept catching him smiling at me, over my paper (this one). Being the guy I am, every time I catch him, I just look up and smile back. Finally, we talk for a bit. When he asks where I'm going, I definitely feel the need to lie. Apparently, rightly so.
When you get to someone's stop, if you're sitting on the outside, you get up. You don't make them crawl over you. You don't implicitly ask for a face full of balls.
This guy reached between my legs, from behind, and grabbed my balls.
Fucking deep.
Like, I'm pregnant.
I swear to God, I'm having old babies.
 Red = me. Pink = should. Shoot me. |
My Mapquest directions said .3 miles from the Bart station. I, however, wrote the directions wrong. I am a man of great Sense of direction, with absolutely no directions at all. Observe my error.
Fittingly, I made the wrong turn on Laguna. Facing the largest goddamn hill I've ever seen.
I seem to have run out of room on this website.
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