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The Good Old Days of NESI know, I know. For many of you, the good old days were even before Nintendo. Deal with it.What ever happened to all those great games back on the old NES? When is the last time that you whipped even one out? This here is a small tribute to that 8-bit time killing machine we all know and love. (Everything I Know About Life I Learned from NES) 10. If you find food on the ground, be SURE to pick it up and eat it. It can ONLY make you stronger. 9. If you're doing a good deed, make sure to break as many things as you can on the way. It can only get you extra points! 8. If a gang is attacking the city, kill EVERYONE in sight. Nuns and orphans included. Don't worry. The innocents. . . fled the city. Or something. 7. Screw cops. You're invincible! 6. If a bully picks on you, don't run away. Just close your eyes or look away and look back. They've dissapeared! 5. If they take drugs, they want you to. Kill them. 4. If they're black - kill them. 3. If they're Asian - they're ninjas. Kill them. 2. If they're old, they're smart. Do what they say. "Only the winged mushroom will defeat your dad's fish!!" Don't question. . . just do it. 1. Finally, and most importantly: Do what ever you want. If you die, you always have more lives. By Danny
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