Hi...My name is Jes!
Here is a picture of me:
Lots of times, people’s profiles include lists of likes and dislikes.
I like everything, except for the things I don’t like, so I think we can move on.
I live in So. Cal. I just graduated as a philosophy major from Cal State Northridge. Which is cool. I work in a small ASSet management firm in beautiful Santa Monica. It’s totally HAWT!
I love my mom and dad and sister a lot, which is funny because I am an Atheist, and as we all know, Atheists are mean bitter people, and the only thing they love is HATING God (and sometimes THE MAN).
Here is a picture of my family.
I have a boyfriend named Danny.
Here is a picture of him:
He is totally cool. He is about to graduate as a comp sci major at Berkeley, which means he is SMART. He is so SMART, in fact, that he practically built this whole site for me, from top to bottom. He taught me just enough so that I can do the boring stuff he doesn’t like to do by himself. This attitude has bleed into other aspects of our (sex) life.
There is also lots of FINE art on this site. For example, here are pictures of me and Dan dressed like pirates:
“Yarrr, matie! I be lovin’ the pirate talk, but haven’t much more to say than the words 'yarr' and 'matie'.”
There is a button with pictures of me on the front page... feel free to click it and and IM
Me with any questions, to say hi, or for the most popular reason, to tell me off.
In conclusion, I write for this site for lots of reasons. Mostly, though, because I like being right about bullshit. A friend told me that he can best describe me as a word that starts with “p”, and ends with “etty”.
You know...
pRetty.
Love,
Me.
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