EricEverHard247: hey danny
Noname1122: hey
Noname1122: whats up?
EricEverHard247: or should i say...."daddy"
Noname1122: daddy works just as well
Noname1122: assuming ive:
a) done your mom
b) bent you over
Noname1122: by the way. . . who is this?
EricEverHard247: a perverted person...who else
EricEverHard247: i mean...look at my screnname
Noname1122: sounds good in theory, but i kiiiinda beat you to it, right out the door, here
Noname1122: wanna start again?
EricEverHard247: what do u mean
Noname1122: you can use the whole butt-sex thing, and ill act surprised
Noname1122: then, we can go out for lunch and ill buy you some lemonade
Noname1122: and we'll laugh and laugh and laugh
Noname1122: itll be like the old days
Noname1122: and you can be the perverted one again
EricEverHard247: yea it will
EricEverHard247: i c i c
Noname1122: so, are we actually talking, or did you just find my name somewhere?
Noname1122: random online guy?
EricEverHard247: i actually know a lot about u
Noname1122: educate me
EricEverHard247: ur from so-cal......taking a CS class, and play video games
EricEverHard247: u have a beard....take karate...and own a porn site
Noname1122: you win the prize
EricEverHard247: or something like that
Noname1122: not own -- work on, sorta, as a lowly bastid
Noname1122: but close enough
EricEverHard247: boy...am i hard
Noname1122: we really must be friends
Feel free to call me dad.
Yours is the room down the hall, on the left.
Noname1122: Kick your "brother" out and tell him his life is a lie. I just can't bear to do it myself
Noname1122: welcome aboard
EricEverHard247: how dare you accuse me of being someone else
Noname1122: i didnt -- you said i was your dad
thus, you are my son
Im glad I found you again
Noname1122: I didn't think abortions could actually grow up
EricEverHard247: im an abortion!
Noname1122: you are. i'm sorry
Noname1122: if it makes you feel any better, we sold the other ones to science
Noname1122: they have some kind of tentacle/were-beast gig going on now
EricEverHard247: lol
Noname1122: sooo, im sorry
but, im kinda studying for finals.
so, unless we're "in like flynt" or some other 70s//80s friends, im gunna hafta head off
EricEverHard247: all rite......
EricEverHard247: dad
Noname1122: son
EricEverHard247: cya man
Noname1122: later