Sunday, May 12, 2002  
Posted by: Danny at 1:01 PM

     The most terrifying experience that I've ever had? Sure; I'll tell ya.
     The guy in front of me flushes his urinal and steps away. I pee-pee-dance up as fast as I can and take the other's place. Before the urinal is done flushing. Before the broken, clogged urinal is done flushing. One inch from the rim. I can't run away cuz pee-pee-stopping stings.
     Stand in place in terror while the water level rises. Then, cry in relief.

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