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Friday, May 17, 2002
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Posted by: Danny at 9:54 PM
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I'll save being pimp for tommorow night's prom. Tonight is saved for comic night. Maximum Carnage. Bought it today. The whole thing. Awesome.
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Thursday, May 16, 2002
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Posted by: Danny at 11:47 PM
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Apparently, whoever has the patent to the cloning technology gets the patent to its product.
Clones.
Weird, but at least now Jango doesn't have to go to court to claim his army. And I know he didn't invent the tech. And, yes, I know he's dead.
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Posted by: Danny at 11:25 PM
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If its illegal to have sex with a virgin, doesn't that make it illegal to fuck? Period. Guess not?
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Posted by: Danny at 11:13 PM
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And the pics of the MSI concert are now officially up. And I must say, we all look hot.
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Posted by: Danny at 11:12 PM
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Saw the latest Star Wars movie tonight. Thought it was pretty cool. The only thing I learned? Yoda is bad ass.
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Posted by: Danny at 12:11 AM
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The MSI concert was absolutely awesome tonight. The show was great, Jimmy freaked out, and I got to talk with the band.
I got to kiss Jimmy and got to hug Lindz. Most men would want that the other way 'round. Pics'll be up tommorow.
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Tuesday, May 14, 2002
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Posted by: Danny at 5:07 PM
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Yes, I got this link from Penny-Arcade, but yes, it had to be shown.
World Rock Paper Scissors Society. It comes complete with in depth strategies, mindgames, and "gambits". Even a way to pick up chicks.
If it hadn't been thought of before today, I would have made this thing myself.
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Monday, May 13, 2002
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Posted by: Danny at 11:06 PM
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Another 400 calories DDR tonight with Matt. Where exercising and gaming combine!
And I am determined to hit that MSI concert. Mark my words. They all will come.
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Posted by: Danny at 4:47 PM
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Wow. Crap shit. The stuf we learned in school for years is wrong. Nonoxydil-9 is crap. And Mr Thompson lied.
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Posted by: Danny at 4:15 PM
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Hey, cool. Ever scroll down to the bottom of Google?? You know how you can chose other languages? Ever tried Bork Bork Bork? What about Elmer Fudd?
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Sunday, May 12, 2002
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Posted by: Danny at 10:14 PM
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Want bizzare? I'm watching "Runnning Man" to a soundtrack of Phish and scoring tix to MSI.
I cannot wait for Little Jimmy Urine. Wednesday night.
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Posted by: Danny at 9:33 PM
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So, some guy snuck onto a local freeway and "secretly" installed an extra freeway sign. A serious one. That really helps. Is this really a real good "trick"? I don't think this is "art".
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Posted by: Danny at 9:15 PM
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Finally. Someone's admitted the real reason for Drive Ins. In the race for Danny praise, Brazil wins the prize.
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Posted by: Danny at 1:01 PM
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The most terrifying experience that I've ever had? Sure; I'll tell ya.
The guy in front of me flushes his urinal and steps away. I pee-pee-dance up as fast as I can and take the other's place. Before the urinal is done flushing. Before the broken, clogged urinal is done flushing. One inch from the rim. I can't run away cuz pee-pee-stopping stings.
Stand in place in terror while the water level rises. Then, cry in relief.
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Posted by: Danny at 12:57 PM
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The play last night was incredibly cool. Alena and I went and saw old men strip. First a fine dinner, then The Full Monty, then Le Sexx Shoppe. The night just went from awesome to porno. Which, in fact, is awesome as well.
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All the super-magic people love to sign my
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