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     Danny Garfield is a recent grad in CompSci from UC Berkeley. Now living in the LA area, Danny wants desperately to get a job in the gaming field.
     He really wants to design gameplay, eventually, but he's a damn good coder. (In lots of languages.) He'd settle for a bombass writing job.
     So, you know... hook a Me up...
     For some reason, he's writing in third-person now. Prolly cuz it seems professional.


Jes:
Hi!
I'm the one who draws all the pictures.
     Hold your tongue, I did NOT quit my day job. I work in an asset management firm. In the fall, I will quit my job of 5 years, and go to school full time in an attempt to earn an M.A. in philosophy.
     I have a few loves in my life, most of which include trashy TV, dance-electronica, and creamy rum drinks. On the days I'm not working out or falling asleep at 8.30 pm, I'm hanging out with Dan, watching Law & Order reruns, and making late night trips to pick up hot chocolate at 7-11. Hot chocolate the DRINK. Not the hooker.
     At any rate, sometimes I read! I prefer normative moral theory, applied ethics, and philosophy of religion, but even I'll get back to basics with an afternoon of Long Island Iced Teas and Taro Gomi's "Everyone Poops".      Which I'm pretty sure means I'm an artist, AND a scholar.

Love and a Hug,
Jes


Other Dann0 Projs:
Danny's original site. Humor and cock jokes on: video games, anime, science, self-help, and month-long projects. Worked on throughout high school.

Danny's fancy girly diary site. Updated sporadically, its basically just a place to try new code ideas. Also, innermost dark secret thoughts.

Jes's philosophy site. Actual arguments by an actual Philosophette. Also, sometimes booby jokes. Also, moretimes smart stuff.


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5/9/2006
     So, Wii was officially debuted today. Rather, the today of this column's writing; not the today of your reading it. Unless you live at my house. In which, case, Mom, thanks for reading.
     I would like to post my own interpretation of Reggie Fils Amie. Or, at least, the message I think was being conveyed. I need to make a special note; this is not what the man said. It's my own reading, with my own input. This is neither what he said nor how he said it.
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     Ahem.
     We, at Nintendo, are not extremely interested in high tech graphics and 1337 kewl physics. Which is not to say that we are disregarding them entirely, but if that's your cup of tea, please leave. If you are stoked by hawt graphics and killer 3D model renderings, go out and buy a PS3 or Xbox. We totally understand.
     But if you play games as well, please stay.

     Nintendo is in the business of making games. We are pioneers in gameplay innovations and we take pride in shaking up the industry. We gamble our company with near-every creation we make, and we're proud of that. Wii is no exception.
     The Nintendo DS is entirely different from any previous handheld. It senses blowing, has a touch screen, etc. That was a risk, and it paid off. The Wii has motion sensing controls, split controls, and a silly name. We're confident.

     We are not a hardware company. We're a game company. This is key. We make new ways to play games. For everyone.
     As for which next-gen system to buy, go buy a PS3 or Xbox. Buy either one, though I don't suggest both. They're similar, though both effective. But, keep in mind. Whichever one you end up buying, you're gunna buy a Wii in addition. You're gunna own a Wii, or you're gunna own a Wii and a Playstation.
     But you are going to own a Wii.

     We are not competing directly with Sony or Microsoft. If you're a gamer, you absolutely cannot pass up a system that does what ours does. The controller is a tennis racket, a sword, and a fishing rod. Outside a Vegas arcade, it's like nothing you have played with.
     So you are going to own a Wii.
     We aren't splitting this market three ways. We're taking our share of interested gamers, and Sony and Microsoft can compete. On indifferentiable tech and specs and hardware, they can compete. But if you're interested, you will buy our system too.
     Because our system is really next-gen.

     Next-gen, as in evolving gameplay. As in new games for new gamers and progress. So, you might buy a "hardcore" system as well. But you're gunna buy a Wii. While they're treading the path of further tech and computers, we're walking the path of video games.
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     Can you tell I preordered my Wii, the moment today's conference ended?

By Danny



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Comments (7)
how is that pronounced? like, wee? cause then people sound happy just saying the name.
5/10/2006 2:05 AM-max
oui'!
-jes
5/10/2006 11:14 AM-Anonymous
Oui. We will play Wii while I make Wee on Mr T.
5/10/2006 11:20 AM-Danny
Here is my questions, ISNT the controller sensing 3-d motion, fairly advanced? It seems like the graphics are just.. better math with more cutting edge art students. As long as your hardware supports it (for $350 it better) what is so special about the PS3 or Xbox.
But, maybe I just dont' understand how game design works.
-jessie
5/12/2006 12:32 PM-Anonymous
Xbox has Halo... which.. I've doscovered... is reason enough for some people to buy the system
5/12/2006 2:08 PM-Anonymous
Halo has frat boys, which... I've discovered... is enough.
5/12/2006 3:25 PM-Danny
I have to say I like wee better than oui. Sounds the same, but its funnier.

--Fatty (Leah)
5/13/2006 8:07 PM-Anonymous